I`m an asshole and I`m a bastard
I`m mustard and my virgin`s wet
Fuck your mama in winter`s chill
Cut her throat silently

Sun of beach`s got honky-tonky beat
Sun of beach`s got honky-tonky beat
Sun of beach`s got honky-tonky beat
Sun of beach`s got to ah ah ah ah ah

Call me Lansing. 1-800-Lansing.
Swim in mother`s tongue like a bird
Call me Lansing. 1-800-Lansing.
I have super-sized breast so why don`t you kill me?

Sun of beach`s got honky-tonky beat
Sun of beach`s got honky-tonky beat
Sun of beach`s got honky-tonky beat
Sun of beach`s got to fuck me off

Eat me